The graphic and gory details :)

So today I had another appointment at the specialist. The appointments are very complicated b/c they have to be for example, on day 8-10 etc.
So Tuesday I had all my blood work done and today was the HSG test. I think thats what its called. I get there with Chaz and get this- they lost my appointment and were full.
Obviously the only way to change their mind is some tears but people who know me know I am missing tear ducts or something- I just don't do that. Crap. So Chaz pulls this embrace thing which makes it totally look like I am crying- I wanted to but I wasnt! He is so smooth. Long story short- we get in.
So I go in the room alone b/c x-rays are involved & they dont let other people in. I see on the table contraptions I have never even seen before. i am kicking myself for not bringing my camera phone in w/ me b/c words cannot describe the horror I saw. First i saw this needle, a needle the size of my forearm.




Then this cross of salad tongs/scissors lookin thing- and a bunch of other stuff. So I figured since I am a squeezed in appt that stuff must be for the next person or something. Um yeah- I was wrong. So I am in the normal OB GYN position. Its very dark in there. The doctor tells me to cough. Cough? But he is no where near my lungs....what the heck. So I cough and cough. Turns out it was a distraction technique of some sort so I wouldnt notice that ginormous needle.

Holy smokes! Are you kidding me. Pass out factor of 9! So then he is moving things around and what not and then sets off this balloon thing in there. A balloon- a balloon in my whoHa!?!?!?!? I was so not expecting that and almost fell off the table. That was the freakiest thing. Oh wait- there is more. Then came the injection of dye. Oh my gosh. You could feel it travel through your tubes- thats right ladies- like a little ripple of current- IN your tubes. Eeeeek. Nothing is blocked so that is cool. Long story short- that was freaky.