Top reasons why Gatorland rocks

1. Where else can you go and carry around a bag of weiners without looking like a freak?


2. Where else can you drive a monster truck?


3. Where else can you take wacky pics like this one?


4. Where else can you see Bubba dangle his arm dangerously close to attract a gator to eat this chicken in order to win a competition?


5. How often do you and an old roomie get to sit with a gator and a snake on them?


6. Where else can you go to see a nice guy wrestle a gator with his chin for minimum wage?


7. Where else can Amy lure birds w/ pieces of hotdogs dangerously close to alligators and crocs....?




8. Where else can you find a cool kiddie playground only a few steps away from gator breeding and marshes?....


9. Now really- where else can you see a cool unicorn goat?


10. Where else can you experience such hot romance?