The list of retarded questions
So we will start to compile the retarded questions that people ask us about triplet pregnancy and include the smart a$$ responses that we will try to use from now on (we are open to suggestion and this list will continue):
*Wow, how did this happen? (New answer): We had sex three times in one night.
*Did you get an ultrasound to confirm there are three?: No, we took 3 pregnancy tests and they were all positive. or we are psychic.
*Wow- you have your hands full. Do you know you have to get 3 of everything?: No- that is news to us.
*Do you have people to help? No, we were just going to let the dogs guard them.
*Do you have family to help? No, our family went running to the hills when the heard.
*Bank all of your sleep now. (Thanks geniuses).
*Do triplets run in your family? Oh they will be running all over.
*Better you than me. Again- no crap sherlock. Obviously God knew they couldn't handle it so yes, better us than them.
*I thought my twins were bad enough (and people have to take a test for a license to drive but not a test to be licensed to have kids- who says lines like that!)
*We esp love the "Is it natural or fertility drugs?" Do we even know you? Why do people ask such personal questions?
And here is the best video of what to really expect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GE6zQ8FWok
*Wow, how did this happen? (New answer): We had sex three times in one night.
*Did you get an ultrasound to confirm there are three?: No, we took 3 pregnancy tests and they were all positive. or we are psychic.
*Wow- you have your hands full. Do you know you have to get 3 of everything?: No- that is news to us.
*Do you have people to help? No, we were just going to let the dogs guard them.
*Do you have family to help? No, our family went running to the hills when the heard.
*Bank all of your sleep now. (Thanks geniuses).
*Do triplets run in your family? Oh they will be running all over.
*Better you than me. Again- no crap sherlock. Obviously God knew they couldn't handle it so yes, better us than them.
*I thought my twins were bad enough (and people have to take a test for a license to drive but not a test to be licensed to have kids- who says lines like that!)
*We esp love the "Is it natural or fertility drugs?" Do we even know you? Why do people ask such personal questions?
And here is the best video of what to really expect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GE6zQ8FWok
posted by Dr.Jeeeol | 10:48 AM
4 Comments:
Too bad about the 3D imaging and not getting your sonogram yet. =( I'll look into something constructive for you to do while on bed rest... perhaps some sort of arts'n'craft type thing! lol And as far as delivering earlier than most--at least you won't be preggo as long!!
-Simone
Oops! I thought the post part was at the top of the thing and I posted my last comment in the wrong section! Anywho, the youtube video is HILARIOUS!!!!!
-Simone
How stupid. I always wonder why people are so retarded! Just hang in there. If It makes you feel better someone asked my yesterday if I wear bright shirts so that Frank knows where to land! Ummmm yeah
Just try this, nod and smile and act like you don't understand what they said, then say thank you. Gotta mix it up a bit.
I'm really afraid to say it, because of today's post about stupid questions/dumb comments but...
With regards to stupid questions and dumb comments-which I know for a fact "I" made (luckily none of those posted) I think this is so new for many of us because it's so unique, we're flabbergasted and probably should just say, "Wow, this is amazing and so cool!" Then keep our mouths shut. But can we do that? NO!
I really like the idea of having the dogs look out for the kids. Those dogs are going to love your guys and maybe you can take them all to the pediatrician and the dogs can help things run smoothly. Or maybe that will only work with the vet? Though I think the kids will love going to the vet as well. Wow, all the new things to look forward to.
At the end, bedrest will be okay, your mind won't stop working, just your legs. You will really be SUPER organized then! With many slaves.
Lots of love to you all. ;-D
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